Barcelona whiz Messi: Real Madrid won't lure me away

Barcelona superkid Lionel Messi has declared there's no chance of him joining Ramon Calderon's Real Madrid.

After repeated denials from his Dad, Jorge, Messi broke his own silence on the subject yesterday: "I do not have anything agreed with anybody from Real Madrid.

"I already have said this many times. I am very happy at Barca, I am very happy here and I only want to stay with Barcelona."